realfr-nds:

DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR  YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY HAVING THIS UNEXPLAINABLE FEELING FOR THEM UNTIL IT RIDS YOU OF THE SMALL BIT OF HEART YOU HAVE LEFT UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO HAVE THE SAME SHITTY FEELING TOWARDS

2 weeks ago · 197,202 notes © citzn


escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

2 weeks ago · 100,674 notes © sweatyboob


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ittybird:

bulletproofhalo:

1dlovesoned:

"Will you marry me?" - August 13, 2014.

"Pria, Pria…will you marry me?" and then "There’s been a plot twist."

But then he says “there’s been a plot twist” and looks to his right….hello!!!!

Why would him be proposing to a girl be a plot twist?

(Inserts you know why gif here)

2 weeks ago · 3,079 notes © 1dlovesoned


"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"
Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via fawnbabe)
2 weeks ago · 213,914 notes © fawnbabe


cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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2 weeks ago · 351,493 notes © cempai


bbcatemysoul:

when i was younger and picturing all the ways my life could go wrong i never imagined sitting at my computer at 3 am sobbing because two fuckign fictional idiots are taking years to get their lips on each other

2 weeks ago · 52,372 notes © bbcatemysoul


homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys dont like girls with  short hair” thats like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i dont like tomatoes”

2 weeks ago · 192,914 notes © homocidol


Lately i’ve been thinking bout Niall fucking me hard in the ass like idk ITS ALL IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT LMAO SOMEONE HELP

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maria-ruta:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

2 weeks ago · 802,681 notes © cheese3d