no you can’t have it back stop asking
“fuck, you’re so tight,” Harry whispers as he tries to pull his pants up the other leg
HOW IN THE WORLD/?!
WHAT SHADE OF LIPSTICK IS HE WEARING?!
BUBBLEGUM BLOWJOB #45???!!?
did you know a guy’s lips has the same color as the tip of his penis
my favorite fandom memory was last summer when someone started a rumor that management lowered the volume on niall’s microphone and he was crying over it
anD THE WHOLE FANDOM EXPLODED AND #LETNIALLSING TRENDED FOR LIKE 3 DAYS AND PEOPLE SENT DEATH THREATS TO MANAGEMENT
BUT THEN THEIR SOUND ENGINEER TWEETED THAT THE REAL REASON YOU COULDN’T HEAR NIALL SINGING AT THAT CONCERT WAS BECAUSE HE SAT ON HIS MIC TRANSMITTER
man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading
i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic
i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”
the characters did not go to a waterpark.